F is for Funny
Hey Teacher, I think I like you almost as much as I like my mom... what's your name again?
I know a rule for our class, don't hit people in the private parts!
Me, "Did you push X down?" Child, "Yes the class rules didn't say I couldn't push people down on the ground." Me, "No pushing covers the ground." Child, "Oh, oops!"
He's so smart; he's like a genie or something!
